Dear Kraft Foods,
Why do you have to make ranch dressing so delicious? It's creamy and salty and tangy all in one. And yet, once I ingest your tasty pleasures I immediately regret it. Your sensuous goodness goes straight to my hips and thighs and it's all I can do to not have to immediately get on the treadmill and literally run my ranch-y ass off. Please stop being so irresistible so that I can get back down to a normal size and get my cholesterol under control.
Thanks a million,
Meaghan
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